Dear Romantic Interest,

If this were something legit, I might say things like this to you:

"you are the peanut butter to my jelly, the prize to my cereal box"

or

"with all due respect to fat-bottomed girls, you're what makes the rockin' world go round."

I'd make you a flip books or buy you a doughnut cause I know you like them.

I'd call you and tell you all the funny parts of my day and ask you about yours.

If I had tickets, I'd invite you to go.

Just thought I'd let you know. Think about it.

~Me