Finger Nails

All I have to say is that if one wants to clip their finger nails, it is best done:
A) while doing general grooming... usually done in the privacy of one's home/bathroom.
B) by a professional, in a special place for such AKA a nail salon.
C) if worse comes to worse, in the most private place possible ie a dark corner, just outside the door.


AND NEVER:
A) during a professor's lecture in a class of fewer than 15 people, with the trash can secured between your feet to hopefully catch the flying clippings.
B) during any sort of group meeting be it professional, religious or familiar.
C) on a date.


Also, could we get some people a tissue... personally, snot is not my cup of tea and I don't care to know if it is yours because it really only makes me dry heave.